Monday, May 16, 2011 | 13:20 | 0 hearts♥ Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan 
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants 
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch 
just chilling in my Snuggie 
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie 
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man 
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can 
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone 
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
Nothing at all, nothing at all 
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X 
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex 
And she's gonna scream out 
This is great 
(Oh my god, this is great)
Yeah, I might mess around 
And get my college degree 
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone, 
so leave a message at the tone 
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
No, I ain't gonna comb my hair 
'Cause I ain't going anywhere 
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no 
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed 
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything 
Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all